Total Medals Earned: 833 (From 166 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,705 Points
Medals Earned: 14/20 (335/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Reach space
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Buy everything
Total over 1 million feet
Medals Earned: 1/34 (5/500 points)
Completed the tutorial
Bought the Illustrated book
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
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Medals Earned: 8/10 (75/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Medals Earned: 13/20 (155/455 points)
Level 01 completed
Level 02 completed
Level 03 completed
Level 04 completed
Level 05 completed
Level 06 completed
Level 07 completed
Level 08 completed
Level 09 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 11 completed
Level 12 completed
Level 13 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Medals Earned: 8/14 (130/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 6th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete first five missions
Complete 10th mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Medals Earned: 13/40 (70/445 points)
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Mamas called
Metal guys superkicks called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 4/22 (20/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 7/14 (100/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Complete World 1.
Complete World 4.
Complete World 8.
Narrow your overall death count down to 400 after beating the game.